Reds May 2024 thread

[The D.O.Z.]

They bought a whole summer's worth of fans' money last year with the rookie call-ups. I wonder what their ploy will be THIS summer, when they're already "out of it" by June. Dunk-booth with Phil? Analytics-ran soothsayer booth with DumBell? Another "concert" with "artists" that haven't been relative since 2003?

I don't even want any of our Bengals going over there to toss first-pitches for fear they'll catch the RedsPox, ending their season before it even starts!