Olympic Games 2024

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(07-31-2024, 02:11 PM)Arturo Bandini Wrote: What are you guys good at ? Except skiing of course ? 

Well... our ice hockey team recently managed to equalize a game against Canada after trailing 1:6, that was pretty remarkable, so probably we're good at that somehow. We are amongst Europe's best in American football, not that it means much of course. There's Mr. Raimann, left tackle for the Colts, and some historic superbowl rings courtesy of a kicker. A Mr. Pöltl is somewhat decent in basketball. We excel at ski jumping, which admittedly is not really a sport. Fistball, we win titles there for whatever reason. Land hockey.

Winter olympics, we do fine there usually, there's just so many things like sledding, snowboard or nordic combined where the competition is sparse. As for summer olympics, we really aren't good at anything. We usually have outside shots for medals at sailing, swimming, judo for some unknown reason, climbing, we have a discus thrower and a spear hurler with the very Austrian name Victoria Hudson. Last olympics, we made one gold medal in total, it was at women's cycling and it only could happen because the competition literally forgot about her, second place lady was celebrating gold until they told her someone unknown had escaped. So no, not really good at anything.

(07-31-2024, 02:38 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: They would likely have a shot at making the podium in the beerlympics.

Oh yeah, that would be our thing really. The best things in life aren't olympic.