Ravens vs Bengals Week 5 Predictions

[*Awful Llama*]

I hate to say that Baltimore will win because the implication would be that the season will be pretty much over.  As someone who remembers the '90s, and what it feels like for the season to be effectively over before (choose your early autumn holiday: Indigenous Peoples'/Columbus Day, Yom Kippur, Feast of St. Francis of Assisi, Leif Erickson Day), I would have hoped that we forever left that crap behind.  

Ravens   31
Bengals  23