Things Are Front Office Doesn't Do

[Bilbo Saggins]

Fire goofy-assed Duke Tobin.  He can't draft OL.  He can't draft DL.  He drafts CB, CB, CB, CB, CB, CB, CB, CB, CB and fields the worst defense.  Marvin Lewis, Zac Taylor, Terryl Austin, Zac Guenther, it doesn't matter.  He can't assess trench play.  The friend of the family has to go.  Pay him more to do less.  Give him a raise to drive a golf cart around.  Bring in an actual professional not this nepotist ding-dong lazy perpetual fail "Blow for Burrow" and then turn him into less than Marino with our ineptitude trash-ola.  It's Duke.  Get him out.  Yesterday.