How Important Is A Big Scouting Department These Days?

[SunsetBengal]

(01-22-2025, 09:36 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: You don't even need a scouting department. Just go to http://www.thebengalsboard.com and we'll tell coaches who to draft. It's that simple. And, not only that. ITS FREE!

Hear that Mike Brown? "ITS FREE!"

But wait,.... "THERES MORE!" 

Accuracy is GAURANTEED! We are so confident we can get you the right pick every time, that if we don't? We will bust our TV's, burn our jerseys, Scream we are done forever (which our scouts are easily replaced) and even shave our heads if needed. 

But wait.... "THERE'S EVEN MORE! Dumping your scouts and trusting in us will not only get you a Lombardi, but we will pool funds together and purchase a 1979 Pontiac station wagon with wooden panel sides. We know how to do it, so let's get it done.

Now lets everyone go to Denny's.

Wait, you mean the subscription to Mel Kiper's insider isn't working anymore??