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(8 hours ago)reuben.ahmed Wrote: I remember making an egg salad sandwich, and carrying it on a plate downstairs. The first step into teh basement, it fell off the plate and cartwheeled all the way to the bottom. It really pissed me off because I wanted to eat that sandwich badly, and the damn thing slinkied every step with a perfect cartwheel.
I was coming back from a restaurant with a huge burger, topped with crab imperial ( I'm a Marylander ). I got out of my truck and dropped it on the driveway. I was devastated.
Like a teenage girl driving a Ferrari.