9 hours ago
(Yesterday, 03:43 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Tomorrow's headline: "Micah Parsons sets NFL record for non-QB in both AAV and Guarantees"
And then quibbling over minor details rather than getting a deal done already means they have to yet again start re-negotiating all the numbers in the Chase contract.
Tomorrow's headline: Chase and Tee each agree to league minimum, both convinced if they take ultra friendly deals the Bengals will go all-in on free agents and they can win a super bowl and then make $650,000,000 worth of insurance commercials. Bengals' GM, Mike Brown, could not be reached for comment as he likely has already unplugged the rotary phone that he uses to field free agency and trade deadline calls.
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