New Myles Murphy is 13.6 % body fat

[Speedy Thomas]

I wish to announce that after an offseason of reducing my intake of nachos and beer by 25% (3 beers instead of 4, a slightly less heaping mound of cheese), my BMI has dropped below 30%.  I've got everything it takes to dominate all 3 downs from my recliner and I will be a leaner, meaner fan.  It's a contract year for Speedy, so now or never.