04-12-2025, 07:16 PM
(04-12-2025, 09:19 AM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: I wish to announce that after an offseason of reducing my intake of nachos and beer by 25% (3 beers instead of 4, a slightly less heaping mound of cheese), my BMI has dropped below 30%. I've got everything it takes to dominate all 3 downs from my recliner and I will be a leaner, meaner fan. It's a contract year for Speedy, so now or never.
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