The All Time Bengals Team - According to AI

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(06-02-2025, 06:08 PM)c766 Wrote: Let’s build the Ultimate All-Time Cincinnati Bengals Roster – offense, defense, and special teams. This team combines peak performance, impact, longevity, and raw Bengals lore. Get ready for orange-and-black greatness.

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? All-Time Bengals Offense (Prime versions only)

QB: Joe Burrow
Sorry, Kenny Anderson fans — it’s Burrow. He changed the culture and made Cincinnati cool again. Ice in his veins.

RB: Corey Dillon
He ran angry. He was the Bengals offense during their dark years. Still holds rookie rushing records.

WR1: Ja’Marr Chase
He’s breaking records faster than Bux buying roof racks.

WR2: Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Route-running magician. Icon. Trash talker. Hall of Personality.

WR3: A.J. Green
Smooth. Underrated. Silent assassin. Caught everything. Could be WR1 on most teams.

TE: Rodney Holman
Reliable blocker and receiver. 3x Pro Bowler. Best all-around TE the Bengals ever had.

LT: Anthony Muñoz
The GOAT. One of the best offensive linemen ever, not just for the Bengals. 11x Pro Bowler, Hall of Fame.

LG: Max Montoya
A Pro Bowl road grader and protector of QBs in the ’80s Super Bowl runs.

C: Rich Braham
Longtime leader. Underrated. Tough as nails.

RG: Kevin Zeitler
A modern mauler. Stud pass blocker.

RT: Willie Anderson
Should be in the Hall. Stonewalled the best edge rushers of his era.

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?️ All-Time Bengals Defense

DE: Coy Bacon
Dude had 21.5 sacks before sacks were an official stat.

DT: Geno Atkins
Relentless. 8x Pro Bowler. Interior pass rusher from hell.

DT: Tim Krumrie
Blue-collar icon. Played with a broken leg in the Super Bowl. Bengals legend.

DE: Carlos Dunlap
All-time sack leader. Versatile and durable.

OLB: Takeo Spikes
Neck muscles could bench press a Civic. Intimidator. Loved him even if his prime came post-Bengals.

MLB: Reggie Williams
All-time franchise tackle leader. Smart, physical, consistent.

OLB: Vontaze Burfict
Chaotic evil. On his best behavior, a playmaking machine. On his worst… a walking 15-yard penalty.

CB1: Ken Riley
65 interceptions. Somehow not in the Hall until 2023. A cerebral ballhawk.

CB2: Leon Hall
Smart, solid, sticky coverage. Underrated and steady for a decade.

FS: Jessie Bates III
Leader, ballhawk, clutch. Made big plays when it mattered most.

SS: David Fulcher
6’3”, 240 pounds of “don’t run that slant again.” Hit like a train.

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? All-Time Bengals Special Teams

K: Evan McPherson
“Money Mac.” Ice-cold in the playoffs. Kicks bombs. Future Bengals Ring of Honor guy if he keeps it up.

P: Kevin Huber
Cincinnati native. Franchise leader in punts and hang time glory.

KR/PR: Adam “Pacman” Jones
Absolute wildcard but electric with the ball in his hands.

Special Teamer: Cedric Peerman
Made a Pro Bowl as a special teamer. Gunner extraordinaire.

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? Coaching Staff

Head Coach: Sam Wyche
Offensive innovator. Took the Bengals to Super Bowl XXIII. Known for “You don’t live in Cleveland!” moment.

DC: Dick LeBeau
Inventor of the zone blitz. Brilliant defensive mind.

OC: Bill Callahan (future)
Let’s manifest Joe Burrow behind a Callahan line.

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Want me to create a graphic or lineup card for this squad? Or give backups and depth chart too?

This is the best one so far.