03-04-2016, 01:10 PM
Oh, and I'm just waiting for the day when these expenses that fall outside the actual cap reach epic levels of hilarity.
"In addition to the workout program, the Bengals have $1700 earmaked for toiletries, $185 for Water Jugs, $2,650 for coaching accessories (Clipboards, whistles, motivational shirts, cones, etc). Couple these misc expenses with their Duke Energy account, Christmas party, and Fioptics blazing fast 30 MPS internet, and you left with a decent chuck of change.
All said and done, this organization is flat broke constantly on the verge of total collapse. They're one clogged toilet needing to be snaked, or a roof leak away from financial ruin. It's a testament to Mike and his loving family, that despite this, they field a full team. All this after they picked up 1.7 mil of 20 million in stadium upgrades they forced upon the county.
While some say signed the next great FA, rational people say set aside money for Rumpke, Verizon, the offseason program, and the practice squad.
Let other teams rob Peter to pay Paul, so that they can have their Gatorade. We've got bills to pay, muthafuckers!"
"In addition to the workout program, the Bengals have $1700 earmaked for toiletries, $185 for Water Jugs, $2,650 for coaching accessories (Clipboards, whistles, motivational shirts, cones, etc). Couple these misc expenses with their Duke Energy account, Christmas party, and Fioptics blazing fast 30 MPS internet, and you left with a decent chuck of change.
All said and done, this organization is flat broke constantly on the verge of total collapse. They're one clogged toilet needing to be snaked, or a roof leak away from financial ruin. It's a testament to Mike and his loving family, that despite this, they field a full team. All this after they picked up 1.7 mil of 20 million in stadium upgrades they forced upon the county.
While some say signed the next great FA, rational people say set aside money for Rumpke, Verizon, the offseason program, and the practice squad.
Let other teams rob Peter to pay Paul, so that they can have their Gatorade. We've got bills to pay, muthafuckers!"
