03-09-2016, 07:32 PM
In what I am sure is totally unrelated news, the sexual assault rate in Pittsburgh jumped 30% after that news was announced. Some residents claim to have heard what sounded an awful lot like Ben Roethlisberger screaming at the tops of his lungs "I'm freeeee! Now nobody can stop me!"
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