03-10-2016, 01:40 AM
(03-10-2016, 01:32 AM)Nately120 Wrote: This seems believable. I'm sure Mike Brown originally wanted his lackey to write that Marvin Jones was offered $20 million a year to stay a Bengal and Marvin replied "No way, I'm outta here! Also, Bengals fans totally have small penises!" so we should all be glad he's gone.
Good riddance!
Small penises?? I can't speak for all Bengal fans, but my wedding ring is a size 15. That's right, and I can assure you that everything is just fine..
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations
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