03-12-2016, 01:49 PM
I missed my calling to be a free agent backup QB who does nothing but carries a clip board around. Hell, I'm 56 and can STILL carry a clip board.. That's it! I'm declaring myself a free agent backup QB and I'd even move to Cleveland if they offer me a paltry 4 million.. I further guarantee them I'll lose every single game I might play in.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go practice screaming OMAHA!
I wonder how much Cleveland would pay me to get drunk and beat up my girlfriend in Texas..
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go practice screaming OMAHA!
I wonder how much Cleveland would pay me to get drunk and beat up my girlfriend in Texas..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.