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(03-21-2016, 08:08 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: ...AND PURPED!


It's like he's stuck in a loop.  Takes a special kind to get purped for bitching about getting purped...  

I once knew a guy named Ray in high school. Ray was not stupid, but he didn't have the common sense that God gave a goose.

One time after a football game, Ray decided to head out to make-out land with his girlfriend (my ex, BTW, and the source of this story). But Ray had a lead foot. He just couldn't help himself. Sure enough, he got pulled over for speeding.

Ray didn't like this. He bitched at the officer who, not wanting to embarrass this young punk too much in front of his date I would assume, patiently ignored him as he wrote out the ticket. He handed Ray the ticket. Ray promptly tore up the ticket in front of the cop, started his big Delta 88, and roared off down the road at high speed.

Fast forward to five minutes and several miles later. The cop once again has the brown Delta 88 pulled over and is once again writing out a speeding ticket to an irate Ray. Once again, Ray tears up the ticket and shoots off down the road.

This happened SIX times that night! It only stopped once the cop told Ray he would take him to jail that night if he did it again.

I learned several years later that Ray ended up doing time in prison for awhile. Somehow, I was not surprised.