04-03-2016, 06:29 PM
I haven't paid enough attention to baseball stats over the past 20 years to come up with a lineup. Right now I'd have better luck standing outside of a bank waiting for someone to rob the place and make a mad dash out the door and drop all the cash at my feet just as a bus was stopping right out front during a blizzard in August and every cop car in town has a flat tire and out of gas..
I like those odds better than the Reds..
I like those odds better than the Reds..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.