Bold prediction

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Andy Dalton gets injured, once again forcing A.J. MCcarron into the lineup. Bengals go on a tear with A.J. under center and promptly trade Dalton to the Browns for the rights to Josh Gordon and a half eaten package of Oreos. Bengals sign Johnny Manziel to be the backup QB. Josh Gordon gets reinstated in time for the playoffs and goes crazy leading the Bengals to the Superbowl. On the eve of the Superbowl, Stanley Wilson busts in to the hotel room shared by Gordon and Manziel to find them hunched over a table. Startled, they look up with rolled $100 bills hanging from thier nostrils. Stanley charges towards them screaming "WHY? JOHNNY WHY?" then realizes that they are snorting the crushed Oreos ,which isn't a violation so he joins them. Bengals go on to win the Superbowl and Mike Brown takes cost of a new package of Oreos out of Gordon and Manziels game check. Mike Brown also sues Stanley Wilson for his share in the Oreo scandal as well as the cost to repair damages to the hotel. Mike Brown is praised by all for turning a half pack of Oreo's profit on the whole ordeal and is named business man of the year.