Best Teams on Paper in the AFCN

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(05-22-2016, 07:53 AM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: Ah. I knew there had to be a reason why.  

But if signing murderers is a prerequisite to winning Super Bowls, I wonder who the murderers were on the other 18 teams that have won Super Bowls?  Is it always the MVP or the face of the franchise?

Wait ... Did the Bengals lose their two Super Bowls because Joe Montana is a murderer?!!??!!? 

Not all teams need to sign murderers to win, some are just good, and some used to be good but need to draft rapists to stay relevant.

The Bengals have just been snake bitten.