The joey porter rule?

[Benton]

(06-10-2016, 02:48 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Not my fault they can't figure it out.  Stop helping the helpless Benton.  Or so help me, I will slap you all the way back to January 22, 1989 

I'm not well versed on time travel (go figure, being from Kentucky with our high graduation rates and all). Are you going to slap me so hard I travel back to January 22, 1989; or will you be traveling with me, repeatedly slapping until we arrive at the date?

And just so this doesn't derail the thread... Joey Porter is poor sport and smells like cabbage.