06-25-2016, 11:24 PM
(06-25-2016, 12:31 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I don't know about you guys, but I've always had great success with just telling the ladies that I have a large manhood and then whipping it out and showing them.I really hate to burst your bubble, but the rest of us (well me anyway) don't care if it's an inch long or if you have to send it to the dry cleaners to have it pressed and folded..
If God didn't give you one of your own, just Jeffrey Dahmer it off of someone else and stuff it in your pants.
And even IF you can't satisfy a woman find one willing to lie and tell you they just don't care about those things..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
