Bengals Reportedly Signing WR- Rashaun Simonise

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(07-16-2016, 11:35 AM)grampahol Wrote: 6'5" isn't exactly unheard of. Maybe I'm just being cynical, but 6'5" is only an inch taller than 6'4", but reading 6'5" sounds so much taller almost like 9'13"
Heck, let's just say he's an unstopable 4'29". No NFL defense has ever had to stop a 4 foot 29 inch receiver or let's just list him at 77"!#

# Disclaimer..At no point have I claimed to be a mathematical wizard just in case I've made a mistake with the numbers

Well, a guy who is 4'29 is actually 6'4 isn't he?

I am interested in seeing what this 9'13 guy can do, but I hope he isn't as thin as Simonise is.  Actually, I hope Simonise is great so I can sing "Ain't no way to cover Simonise" to the tune of the Eagle's "Ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes."