08-16-2016, 07:47 PM
(08-16-2016, 01:52 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: I just saw the name Dwayne Bowe.
If we sign Dwayne Bowe I am no longer a Bengal fan.
Good lord, if we sign Dwayne Bowe I will go down to Cincinnati and burn down the stadium.
I'm pretty sure that it's mostly iron and concrete so a can of lighter fluid probably isn't going to get the job done, but hey, it'll be interesting reading about the arson charges..the headline, "Man attempts to burn down entire stadium with a can of charcoal starter.." Just imagine all the Facebook clickbait that's going to generate..
I suppose it really depends on what part of his hand is hurting.. I've worked with my hands with torn ligaments plenty of times. Much to my disgrace I didn't catch footballs for a living though..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.