08-24-2016, 11:26 AM
(08-24-2016, 10:04 AM)grampahol Wrote: Maybe it's just me, but I really could care less about someone elses penis. Whether you're hung like a Clydesdale or Mickey Mouse it doesn't affect me one way or another. A phone call you'll never receive in the middle of the night from me, "Hey! Can I borrow your penis?"IKR ?
I'll keep whatever my parents conjured up for me on a cold November night in 1958.. It's served me well so far and I'm not about to give up on it now.
If you guys want to trade penises have fun. I'm keeping mine as long as the Mrs doesn't pull an Elana Bobbit on me..
I mean.... I have the world's greatest stunt-penis.
I've thrown him into some hairy situations and he's always come out, on top.
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