08-27-2016, 12:56 AM
(08-27-2016, 12:35 AM)Brownshoe Wrote: Yeah they didn't like hosting a lot of negative talk on that forum. After the 2014 season they even started paying me per word to talk up Dalton.
They initially offered me a small popcorn to stop being so mean in my descriptions of Marvin. When I declined I then received a Chase Coffman jersey in the mail with what looked to be a signed Kevin Bacon postcard.
I'm also about 75% that Jim Lippencott shit on my porch. You laugh, but it happened. It was dark, but I'd recognize that FUPA anywhere. I saw the fat man get into a '87 Lebaron, at which point he yelled "Gun it, Mr. Brown". The only other evidence I have was the trail of expired Buddy Card's and Reach Magazine coupons, which lead to a brown box labeled "Free Agent Perks", that was sitting in the street.
The whole thing was rather unsettling. I'm not sure if I should lighten up and laugh it off or constantly be looking over my shoulder.
