08-28-2016, 03:25 PM
(08-28-2016, 11:52 AM)grampahol Wrote: I don't really think about them to be honest kind of like the many people of my past I no longer care about or just don't think about.. It's not AS IF we were all BFF's and did the pinky swear or anything..although I did slice my hand open and offer to shake hands with them..The bastards wouldn't let me chop their hands open.. What cowards!
Whadaya say we all get together and cut open our hands in the time tested ritual to swear our aligence to Bengaldom? Since I live in South Carolina I'll expect you all to show up at midnight on the next full moon during leap year on the 5th Monday in the pouring rain.. Anyone who doesn't appear can darn jolly well turn in your stripes and start wearing women's underwear!
I cut my hand open and waited for you to show up. But while I was waiting, I started fiddling with myself and, what with all the coagulating blood and everything, it just really got gross and somebody called the police and ambulance.
Thanks, man!!! Just, thanks!!!