Walmart Standards

[HarleyDog]

Walmart is better than a circus. You can see every freak of nature there, 24-7, with no cover charge,entry fee, etc. why ***** if the things you buy break? You get to be back at the circus free of charge again to exchange that high quality merchandise for an in-store credit to purchase more high quality stuff. I love the greeters who give you God blessed looks because they are too tired to be there and the the 2 cashiers working while the other 18 registers are closed, because they love you. Walmart is the place Americans travel 30 miles (well, maybe 5 because there's one in every city with a population more than 20 people) to get cheap stuff. They even have those green army men with the American flags (made in China) and tools made of chrome pot metal with a lifetime guarantee. They also have someone there to create a brand new haircut for you every time,despite what you request, because they are extremely good at what they do. Walmart is the American thing to do. So let's charge that ***** like the soldiers charged with weapons and flags in "the patriot" and save, save, save!