09-17-2016, 08:23 PM
So my co-worker thought i'd be funny to leave a terrible towel at my desk.
It took it home, snug as a bug in my cat, the smell of cush and utter lack of ceartivity from the Steelers' fan base ever so evident.
I just used it to wipe my ass and threw it away. At times, I felt that it took the form of Rapethisburger and went deeper in my bum without my consent, but I was able to tighten my motorcycle grip and get the situation under control.
My Co-worker said that I just cursed my bum; that it is now doomed to a date with Bubba in the county jail.
But right now, all I know is one thing. I'll be watching tomorrow's game with my ass as clean as a whistle.
It took it home, snug as a bug in my cat, the smell of cush and utter lack of ceartivity from the Steelers' fan base ever so evident.
I just used it to wipe my ass and threw it away. At times, I felt that it took the form of Rapethisburger and went deeper in my bum without my consent, but I was able to tighten my motorcycle grip and get the situation under control.
My Co-worker said that I just cursed my bum; that it is now doomed to a date with Bubba in the county jail.
But right now, all I know is one thing. I'll be watching tomorrow's game with my ass as clean as a whistle.
