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Should we bring in Tom Coughlin as a consultant or assistant head coach?
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Tom Coughlin (on sideline): "Get your head out of your ass!!! Make the play or I'll find someone who can!!! (Face red, veins bulging)

Marvin: "I don't know how you did things in New York, Tom. But here we clap. C'mon guys! Let's go!!! See. Nice and easy. It's all in the hips, baby. ***giggles profusely***

Tom: ****stunned silence, quizzical look on face****

Marvin: "Hey, don't knock it until you try it. Give it a try. Clap a little, let out a little one for me, just a little giggle. I think I know a thing or two about this. I've been to 5 straight playoffs!"

Tom: ***points to two Super Bowl Rings on each hand*** You've got to be kidding me? I don't think this is going to work out. Tell Mike that he keep the Reach Magazine and Buddy Card he gave me as a bonus. Good luck, coach. I'm done."

Marvin: "Suit yourself. Jim Lippencott is bringing in his famous chili tomorrow. You're really missing out." ***looks up at clock, realize it's almost the 2nd quarter and he's still got a timeout***

Marvin: Timeout!!!! Timeout!!!


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RE: Should we bring in Tom Coughlin as a consultant or assistant head coach? - Wes Mantooth - 09-26-2016, 02:36 AM

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