Should we bring in Tom Coughlin as a consultant or assistant head coach?

[BengalChris]

(09-26-2016, 02:36 AM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Tom Coughlin (on sideline):  "Get your head out of your ass!!!  Make the play or I'll find someone who can!!! (Face red, veins bulging)

Marvin: "I don't know how you did things in New York, Tom.  But here we clap.  C'mon guys! Let's go!!!  See.  Nice and easy.  It's all in the hips, baby.  ***giggles profusely***

Tom: ****stunned silence, quizzical look on face****

Marvin: "Hey, don't knock it until you try it.  Give it a try.  Clap a little, let out a little one for me, just a little giggle.  I think I know a thing or two about this.  I've been to 5 straight playoffs!"

Tom: ***points to two Super Bowl Rings on each hand*** You've got to be kidding me?  I don't think this is going to work out.  Tell Mike that he keep the Reach Magazine and Buddy Card he gave me as a bonus.  Good luck, coach.  I'm done."

Marvin: "Suit yourself.  Jim Lippencott is bringing in his famous chili tomorrow.  You're really missing out."  ***looks up at clock, realize it's almost the 2nd quarter and he's still got a timeout***

Marvin:  Timeout!!!!  Timeout!!!


Scene.

Someone needs to light a fire under Marv's ass.

(09-26-2016, 07:38 AM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: I prefer Jim Tressel.

I forgot about him.