10-05-2016, 10:19 PM
(10-04-2016, 04:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute.
I predict you will be able to twirl your pimp cane with dazzling speed, sling webs like Spiderman - but not from your wrists, and slap bitches before they see it coming.
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
