10-18-2016, 07:28 PM
(10-18-2016, 06:16 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Dhani Jones once rode Cedric Ogbuehi to the store, just to buy some Charmin.
"Dhani Jones was the third ranked Bengal in 2007 using Charmin rolls while wiping his ass after going through a bowl of Goldster chili. When he signed a 3 year contract in 2008 his use of Charmin rolls dropped off significantly when he became a vegetarian. His playing also suffered as a result in which the Bengals let his contract expire following the 2010 season. Jones retired in 2011 and is a self made millionaire from his investments in Charmin."
-FredToast