Not sure I want to make the playoffs

[*Awful Llama*]

Marvin will leave on Marvin's terms, whether we go 11-5 or 4-12 this season, and we all know that. So, screw it, I'd rather slide backward into the playoffs by winning this dog of a division with a 9-7 record if for no other reason than it keeping Pitt and Balt from getting the division crown and outside looking in on the playoffs. Nanna-nanna-boo-boo!