11-03-2016, 09:03 PM
(11-03-2016, 04:58 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: UPDATE: Adam Schein is reporting that Coughlin was NOT brought in to replace Marvin Lewis. He was actually brought it to take over at Right Tackle. Marvin was quoted as saying that Coughlin is a savvy grizzled old vet who brings a wealth of knowledge to the position and that "when we see the opportunity to upgrade, we pounce like a Bengal tiger".
Cedric Ogbuehi had no comment, but could be seen crying near his locker.
Paul Alexander was seen to be quite excited, per the reports. He is said to have been cradling his, obviously sore, right hand against his chest while excitedly exclaiming, "What a handshake! Such a nasty streak!"
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