Twinkle Tush

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(07-17-2015, 09:08 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Don't get a cat.

The only thing a cat is good for is target practice.

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When I met my wife, she had two cats.  One male, one female, neither fixed.  I Bob Barker'd her, but she didn't immediately fix the problem.  Then the girl was pregnant.  When she gave birth to the kittens, the first one got stuck, so I opened up the Google machine to see what to do.  I ended up pulling it out, cutting and tying the umbilical cord, and cleaning it.  We found all of the cats good homes after we got them fixed, including the parents....but not including the one that I midwifed.  I named him blanket, and he is my homie.