Mike Brown, hot dogs, and a story you wont believe

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I'm sure Mike was just looking out for the health of the security guards. Sounds like this story lost it's intent. Hot dogs are high in calories and fattening up the security staff is bad when you rely on these guys to catch someone taking an extra ketchup packet from vending or picking up dropped change - you know, once on the floor, it's property of the team. You can't have these guys winded while chasing a drunk to collect.