The incessant, weekly, cut Nugent extravaganza!!!

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Are we sure that Nugent and Marvin aren't sleeper agents, paid off by the NFL and all the owners, including Mikey, to ensure the Bengals never win a Super Bowl? It's all starting to come together now...

This is sarcasm of course, but I was trying to think of rational ideas as to why Nugent is still on this team.