Mikey needs to pay people off and fire them

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Severance packages? How about a kick to the crotch and a high-volume, "Never let me see you in this stadium again!" instead?

Seriously, though, Mike Brown wants a Lombardi Trophy badly and Cris Collinsworth will back me up on this. Mike genuinely wants a winner in Cincinnati but he simply has no idea how to go about making that happen. He's hyper smart -- Harvard Law -- but that doesn't translate into football acumen like his father had.