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If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals
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(11-28-2016, 04:56 PM)mhbsavant Wrote: Any man that continues to be a fan of this organization does not deserve a woman that respects him. If your woman starts to burn all your clothes, scratch all your cars, call you out your name, and starts to practice infidelity on a regular...there is nothing really you could say.
 
Think about it, you root for a team who has a kicker that can't hit an extra point (Your coach thinks missing extra points is fine). You root for a team who can't win a playoff game. You root for a team who does not value the fans exemplified by their satisfaction with mediocrity. You root for a team that loves drafting Corner backs in the first round, ALL THE TIME! You root for a team that has a coach that always says, “We must try harder" when trying to hammer this Square shape into this Circular hole (While other coaches with a mental capacity either saws the shape to a suitable form or ADJUST the hole to fit the Square).  
 
Your woman should simply say, the Bengals add nothing beneficial to your life, they always let you down. Your emotional connection to the team is unhealthy, and they always treat you like shit...She going say, give me the same etiquette you give the Bungles who is treating you like shit.
 

Winner of the most asinine post of the year..... must be one of the Stoolers fans who think the team they cheer for has some bearing on their manhood...
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RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Sled21 - 11-28-2016, 06:49 PM

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