Steelers@Bengals Predictions

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Burfict tackles "Tinker" Bell along the sidelines. Again, Tinker Bell comes up lame. Refs eject Burfict, but not before Burfict punches Rapistberger - breaking his jaw - for getting in his face. Both benches clear. Fans storm the field. Pacman beats 3 refs AND Joey Porter to death with his helmet (a la Amari Cooper). Security can't clear the field. Suddenly, Bain shows up. You know the rest. Bengals 24 Steelers 20. Without Bell and the Rapist, the Steelers lose out. We beat the Ravens in the final game of the season to clinch the division title. Lose to the Chiefs in the Wild Card Round. Marvin gets another extension.