Steelers messin' with their balls?

[BengalHawk62]

(12-12-2016, 07:19 PM)jason Wrote: One of their fans on this very board has two prosthetic gonads made of steel. I'm assuming he got them as a result of a chain link fence climbing accident.

I knew a kid growing up that had a similar accident happen to him.  Him and his family went on a summer vacation to Minnesota to go fishing and relaxing at a lake there.  Well, him and his brothers got to daring each other to see who could jump off the boat dock the farthest.  Some how he got to thinking that if he could just jump over the last rail post of the dock, that he would 'win'.  Well he took off and "hurdled" the last post and got his low hanging fruit caught on the post itself, ripping his sack in half.  True story!  I still wince thinking about that guy.  He's married with a kid today.  One lucky bastid!