07-22-2015, 08:07 AM
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman,
Other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, ALL American women
Are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
Weed out any neighborhood terrorists....
(Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.)
All patriotic men ARE to position themselves in lawn chairs with coolers,
in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women
And to PROVE... that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does NOT approve of alcohol, a cold 30-pack
of beer at your side is FURTHER proof of your patriotism.
God Bless America!!
Other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, ALL American women
Are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
Weed out any neighborhood terrorists....
(Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.)
All patriotic men ARE to position themselves in lawn chairs with coolers,
in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women
And to PROVE... that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does NOT approve of alcohol, a cold 30-pack
of beer at your side is FURTHER proof of your patriotism.
God Bless America!!
