BREAKING: Marvin will officially be back

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

You *****. You're going to quit now?  After 25 years of Mike Brown you're going to quit now?  You've watched Mike turn down Ditka's trade. You've watched Mike rent TVs to the players on Hard Knocks. You've watched Carson threaten to retire rather than play another down under Mike's leadership. You've seen Willie Anderson buy towels large enough to cover their asses for the team. You witnessed Jonathan Joseph sign with the Texans so he have all the god damn Gatorade he can drink. Nobody comes this far to quit now!

I'm all in!

Some of you whippersnappers need to watch this video. Just substitute Bengals or Bengals' fan for any references to the Army or soldiers. 





And you guys, all you guys, are just as ****** in the head as me and you masochistic sumbeeches are gonna be back here, with me, next season, too. If you need to go to the closet and have a good cry, get it out of your system. A mock draft will take your mind off that pain.