Driving Past Paul Brown Stadium

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(12-31-2016, 06:02 PM)fredtoast Wrote: We have been to more Super Bowls than a dozen other teams but we are not even mediocre?

Oh, that's right we have to ignore everything good in our history so that we can all be huge whiny drama queens.

Unless they are 40+ a Bengal's fan most likely does not have any first hand memories of those superbowls and playoff glory. (Unless they have much better eary life memory retention than I do).  So while you say "we've been to more superbowls than a dozen other teams" does it even matter if only @50% of the population was even alive then and less than @40% even have memories of these good old days?  They are, in fact, right that in their lifetime the Bengals have struggled to be mediocre.  

Age data http://www.infoplease.com/us/census/data/demographic.html

(12-31-2016, 06:07 PM)guyofthetiger Wrote: Mike Brown is saving on electricity by turning off the lights. That's his MO. Saving money in any way he can regardless of the outcome.

I heard that at night Mike haunts the bowels of the stadium searching for lost change and playing his organ.



"Deformed since birth, a bitter man known only as the Phantom Mike Brown lives in the sewers underneath the Paris Opera House Paul Brown Stadium. He falls in love with the obscure chorus singer Christine piano player Paul Alexander, and privately tutors her cuddles him while terrorizing the rest of the opera house fans and demanding Christine Paul be given lead roles."


Sounds like the basis of a timeless tale.