Just saw my first real life hipster

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(12-31-2016, 08:38 PM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: Luckily, I'm just visiting. 

Purchase new clothing and wear them out of the store. Leave all your belongings in the hotel room. You don't want them to catch your scent and must treat the situation like bed bugs.

How bad is the infestation?