Bengals gameday

[BmorePat87]

You can stay at my cousin Skeeter's house. It's not so much a house as it is an RV that is not street legal, but there's plenty of room on the couch.

He owns his own tour bus (really just an astrovan, but there's AC so it's cool) company called Queen City Shuttles, so I am sure he'll take you around town. His friend Doug works at Procter and Gamble, and for $15, he'll give you a tour. You just have to wear a P&G janitor's jumpsuit in case his boss is there.

After that, you can always check out their world famous chili. Everyone swears by Skyline, but for the really good stuff, have Skeeter take you to our friend Eddie Taylor's house. Just make sure Skeet calls ahead to make sure Eddie's stepdad Mike is still in prison. He is usually makes meth in the kitchen when he's home, so Eddie might not be able to cook some chili.

Other than that, be sure to check out the gazebo the city built when they were trying to win the 2012 Olympic games. Our buddy Jimmy DeLuca lives near there and sells some really good good knock off jerseys.