How to Fix the Cincinnati Bengals in Five Steps

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(03-07-2017, 06:10 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Andy Dalton doesn't put the ball in the endzone? Umm... what? When his targets are healthy, he is very good in the redzone. Gresham was good for like 5 redzone TDs a year, Eifert catches almost all of his TDs in the redzone. AJ Green gets a good amount of redzone TDs.

But sure, if AJ is hurt, and Eifert is hurt, and his targets are CJ Uzomah and Tyler Boyd, sure, he might struggle a bit in the redzone.

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My 5 step fix...

1. Clear out ownership.
2. Clear out front office.
3. Clear out coaching staff.
4. Enjoy a beer after your hard work clearing out the trash.
5. Enjoy a Super Bowl win.

Mike is the smiling kidnapper in the Brooks Brothers suit, very dignified in his demeanor as he holds our title dreams hostage lo, these many years.  The most significant achievement he ever had was being born.

Our only hope is to outlive him and how much hope is really there?  How far did the Katie apple really fall from the Mike tree?