Your Personal Free Agent Prediction Headline

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

(03-07-2017, 05:25 PM)samhain Wrote: Dine-Namic Youth Look to Ignite Zampese's Offense In Year 2.

After signing a 6-year 50 million dollar extension, Russell Bodine finds himself in a place many young Bengal linemen have in the team's history.  Anthony Munoz.  Willie Anderson.  Andrew Whitworth.  Now, Bodine inherits the mantle of leader on Andy Dalton's front line heading into 2017.  

Longtime o-line coach Paul Alexander beamed with pride and had a little crow to serve to the fans of the team, often critical of the oft-embattled center.  "You see, people, just because you suck doesn't mean you can't keep sucking and still get paid!  Get used to watching my boy Russell here doing his best and getting participation medals for the foreseeable future, b/c if you think he sucks, wait till you see the guys we surround him with!."

Bodine joins yet another list of Bengal starters who inexplicably got extensions based on things like leadership, long hair, or simply being able to put on a Bengals jersey without crapping his pants for 3 or 4 years.  Rey Maualuga and Domata Peko, he of the 2-year 8 mil extension agreed with Alexander.  "You can't have a team full of guys that are good at football.  Sometimes you need fat guys and sometimes you need slow guys.  Sometimes you need guys that don't stay in shape in the offseason to show the young guys just how much shit you can get away with when you commit to this joke franchise.  Russell's strength is that he's horribly suited to our division's 3-4 defenses, but he still keeps going.  Sucking away despite the negativity.  There's value there.  Sometimes you need to let good players go to keep guys.  Guys who are guys win titles, and you can't let them go just because they suck and cost you ballgames".  Said Peko.

Model Model continues in Cincy and it's a thing of beauty.

You forgot the part where he got Livings and Collins fat contracts.


"Bengals Look to the Future as They Let Quality Veterans Leave to Save Money for 2020's Draft Picks"