03-18-2017, 03:22 PM
(03-18-2017, 03:15 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: I could give a flying **** about anyone else's vacation, to be honest. If they've recently gone on one it's going to be the very last topic I bring up, because they'll get the mistaken impression I care and drone on endlessly about it. Invariably they drag out the pictures and you're stuck for 20 minutes watching a sequence illustrating their niece Courtney riding a donkey through the Grand Canyon. Cause, that's what people do. Once you learn that lesson you have a happier work life.
Something tells me if Courtney had only ridden a llama your life would have been completely different. Our lives are so mysterious.
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
