Just saw my first real life hipster

[samhain]

I'm pretty confused about what qualifies as a hipster. I've worn flannels almost daily from mid October thru February since 92 and always considered myself more of an unfrozen early 90's caveman than someone keeping up with trends.

As for musical preferences, I used to consider any EDM fan a hipster. Then I found out it was a popular genre among frat bros looking to do shitloads of drugs and hook up. I suppose I could consider anyone who listens to bands I haven't heard of a hipster, but I doubt that that theory holds water. Truth is I'm just middle-aged and extremely uncool.