05-06-2017, 02:08 PM
Just imagine the fortunes these "pundits" could make if they could actually accurately predict the future.
Fortune telling is risky business and the good thing for the fortune tellers is that they only have to be right every 5 years or so.
I'm considering starting my own fortune telling business..You pay upfront, no refunds and I only need to be right once. What a racket..
I think these guys are reading the bumps on their own heads..
So in essence the pundits only really need to be good at prose and well over 3/4th of them stink at that and still make a living.. I missed my calling. I could sit and make shit up and say bad things about other people all day long and the Bengals have always been an easy target for the punditry class.. It's easy..just predict that the Bengals will lose in the playoffs and suddenly you're a savant of predicting the Bengals end of season results.
Fortune telling is risky business and the good thing for the fortune tellers is that they only have to be right every 5 years or so.
I'm considering starting my own fortune telling business..You pay upfront, no refunds and I only need to be right once. What a racket..
I think these guys are reading the bumps on their own heads..
So in essence the pundits only really need to be good at prose and well over 3/4th of them stink at that and still make a living.. I missed my calling. I could sit and make shit up and say bad things about other people all day long and the Bengals have always been an easy target for the punditry class.. It's easy..just predict that the Bengals will lose in the playoffs and suddenly you're a savant of predicting the Bengals end of season results.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.